cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
logicsimplecleancleverHow far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleancleversimpleHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room.
You can enter, but can't go outside.
What am I?
A keybord.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
