If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.cleanshort
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.logicshort
A teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other’s names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won’t skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won’t skip either, and so on.animalshortwhat am I
I live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).logicshort
How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too.
You would have needed the length measurement too.
So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.cleanfunnyshort
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).funnylogicmathshort
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.