funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong