cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
