cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.