cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
