funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
