cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
