crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
