funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.