crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
