funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
