funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
