cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.