funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
