What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
