cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.