simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
