funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
