cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.