cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
