cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.