cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
