cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
