cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
cleansimpleI have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Dog.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat runs around the house, but does not move?
The fence.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.