cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.