funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.