cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.