simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.