logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.