funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
simplewhat am IcleanI have billions of tiny stones but no mountains. I have waves but no hair. People lie on me to feel the warmth of the sun. What am I?
Beach
