crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
