cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
