cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleancleversimpleWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
