crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.