crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
