cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
