funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
