funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have wings but I'm not a bird
I am small and colorful.
I live in gardens and fields and forests.
I used to be a caterpillar.
I am a...
Butterfly.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
