funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
