funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
