cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
