cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
