cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
