logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
what am II eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
