cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
logicsimpleWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
cleansimpleWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
