cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
