funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
