cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
