crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.