cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.