logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
