trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
cleansimplewhat am II live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
logicsimplecleanEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
