logicsimplecleanEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
cleanWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
A stamp.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
