funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
