cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
cleansimpleEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.