funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
