crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
logicmathtrickysimpleIf you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
