cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
