cleanlogicsimplemathI have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left?
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
