cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
