cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
