cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
logicsimpletrickyHow many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
