cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
logicsimpletrickyHow many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
