stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
