clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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It might crack up.
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Meat.
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It's not tied to anything else!
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On the river bank.
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Because he is still living.
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I find you very attractive.
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Buy a deck of cards.
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Kittens.
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They cell it.
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