funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
