Best riddles for teens

Keep my head up high

I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
74.36 %
56 votes

Candy

How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
74.36 %
56 votes
funny

The best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
74.36 %
56 votes
stupid

Identifying a computer's password

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation: Man: "Hey boss, my password is out of date." Boss: "Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same." Man: "Thanks boss." With that, he went and correctly logged into his station. What was the new password? BONUS: What was his old password? HINT: It is nine letters long. Also, a "password" can be more than one word...
The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
74.34 %
138 votes
simple

Brown and sticky

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
74.33 %
84 votes

2 numbers

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
74.29 %
70 votes
tricky

League baseball game

In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
74.29 %
70 votes

Never eat me

People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
74.29 %
93 votes

Dog chasing red articles of clothing

What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
74.29 %
93 votes

Little trees

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
74.29 %
93 votes
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