funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
