A man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A man had a book that was worth $40,000. There were only 2 books in existence. He threw it in the furnace, reducing it to a pile of soot. Why did he do this?
He destroyed the book because he has two, and by only having one, the value goes up.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
What type of house weighs the least?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Tall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?