what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
