Easy funny riddles for teens

What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

It is a city that has no people! What is that?

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?

Where do fish deposit their money?